Every one who knows me is aware of the fact that I almost never struggle for words. I tend to be a talkative person. Occasionally.
That's why this post intrigued me. So I thought I'd do my own.
Please, if I ever say any of these things, and I'm serious about it, slap me back to my senses.
"Is this Lady Gaga? Turn it up!"
"I don't really like Italian food."
"Environmental Biology is my favorite class."
"Politics is just so interesting!"
"I'd much rather watch golf than football."
"Today, I will stop drinking Dr. Pepper."
"British accents really aren't that attractive."
"I'd rather wear sweats than jeans."
"9:00 church and it's Fast Sunday tomorrow? Happy day!"
"I love watching other people's PDA. Please, continue making out during the movie."
"The University of Utah is so much better than BYU."
"OMG, I'm supes totes jelly."
"Cats are way better than dogs."
"Oh no, it's totally ok to wear pigtails after age 6."
"All this sunshine is getting old. I wish it would snow."
"Mustaches and mullets are such a turn-on."
"I think you should bedazzle that."
"Rap is so much better than country."
"Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are such great actors. I don't know why they didn't win Oscars."
"I wish I had taken American Heritage."
"Your continual use of the f-word makes you sound so educated."
"You don't know the difference between your/you're or there/their/they're? That doesn't reflect on your intelligence at all."
"No more brownies. Pass the broccoli, please."
"Louie L'Amour books really aren't that good."
"I'd love to do your dishes!"
"Sure, you can borrow my car."
"You've been dating for 2 weeks? You must be in love!"
"All I want to do with my life is clean my house, cook dinner, and have babies."
That's why this post intrigued me. So I thought I'd do my own.
Please, if I ever say any of these things, and I'm serious about it, slap me back to my senses.
"Is this Lady Gaga? Turn it up!"
"I don't really like Italian food."
"Environmental Biology is my favorite class."
"Politics is just so interesting!"
"I'd much rather watch golf than football."
"Today, I will stop drinking Dr. Pepper."
"British accents really aren't that attractive."
"I'd rather wear sweats than jeans."
"9:00 church and it's Fast Sunday tomorrow? Happy day!"
"I love watching other people's PDA. Please, continue making out during the movie."
"The University of Utah is so much better than BYU."
"OMG, I'm supes totes jelly."
"Cats are way better than dogs."
"Oh no, it's totally ok to wear pigtails after age 6."
"All this sunshine is getting old. I wish it would snow."
"Mustaches and mullets are such a turn-on."
"I think you should bedazzle that."
"Rap is so much better than country."
"Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are such great actors. I don't know why they didn't win Oscars."
"I wish I had taken American Heritage."
"Your continual use of the f-word makes you sound so educated."
"You don't know the difference between your/you're or there/their/they're? That doesn't reflect on your intelligence at all."
"No more brownies. Pass the broccoli, please."
"Louie L'Amour books really aren't that good."
"I'd love to do your dishes!"
"Sure, you can borrow my car."
"You've been dating for 2 weeks? You must be in love!"
"All I want to do with my life is clean my house, cook dinner, and have babies."
OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOUR NEW DESIGN!!! SHOW ME HOW!!!
ReplyDeleteI live across the street, come over any time :)
DeleteI legit laughed out loud at the OMG, supes totes jelly!!! Love this post Berg!
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